The Regional Manager Glasses in Case (AUTOGRAPH)

Fact: This Is a Collectible. Custom Glasses in Acrylic Display Case Autographed by Rainn Wilson.

PLEASE BE PATIENT AS ALL ITEMS ARE ON PRE-ORDER. PRODUCTS WILL SHIP IN APPROX 12-14 WEEKS FROM THE PURCHASE DATE (or sooner).

Each piece is custom made and hand-signed. Production timelines account for manufacturing lead times and Rainn Wilson’s active work schedule. We appreciate your patience — it’s worth the wait!

All sales are final and cannot be cancelled as these are made to order and are sent to production once purchased. 

Route order protection is automatically added to every order to insure lost or stolen orders. If you remove Route, we are not responsible for any lost of stolen orders.

Bears. Beets. Identity theft.

This collectible features a custom pair of Dwight–style glasses, inspired by the unmistakable look worn by Rainn Wilson, presented in a premium clear acrylic display case with engraved base — and hand-autographed by Rainn Wilson. COA included.

The engraving reads:
“IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE.”
Because it’s not. Millions of families suffer every year.

Fact: This Is a Collectible. Designed to be displayed proudly on a desk, shelf, or anywhere you want to silently intimidate coworkers and friends, this piece is equal parts comedy history and serious office authority.

100% of proceeds from this autographed edition benefit Lidè Haiti, a foundation co-founded by Rainn Wilson.

Lidè Haiti operates in rural Haiti, providing arts-based education, health services, and literacy programs for over 1,200 at-risk adolescent girls, helping them transition into academic or vocational education through programs focused on theater, photography, writing, and creative expression.

Buying this piece supports real impact — not just great comedy.

Product Details

• Custom Dwight-style glasses

• Hand-signed by Rainn Wilson

• Premium clear acrylic display case

• Black base with engraved quote

• Designed for display (not vision correction… probably)

• Certificate of Authenticity included 

Why You Need This

• Instantly recognizable to other fans

• A perfect desk flex for Assistant to the Regional Manager energy

• A conversation starter that requires no further explanation

• Supports education and empowerment through the arts

Important Disclaimer

Wearing these does not make you Regional Manager.
But it does make your home or desk significantly more powerful.