{"product_id":"the-regional-manager-glasses","title":"The Regional Manager Glasses in Case (NO AUTOGRAPH)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"176\" data-end=\"250\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"176\" data-end=\"250\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFact: This Is a Collectible. \u003c\/span\u003eCustom Glasses in Acrylic Display Case\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"176\" data-end=\"250\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePLEASE BE PATIENT AS ALL ITEMS ARE ON PRE-ORDER. PRODUCTS WILL SHIP IN APPROX 10-12 WEEKS FROM THE PURCHASE DATE.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"176\" data-end=\"250\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach piece is custom made. Production timelines account for manufacturing lead times. We appreciate your patience — it’s worth the wait!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"252\" data-end=\"285\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBears. Beets. 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