{"product_id":"the-regional-manager-glasses-autographed","title":"The Regional Manager Glasses in Case (AUTOGRAPH)","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"250\" data-start=\"176\"\u003e\u003cem data-end=\"250\" data-start=\"176\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFact: This Is a Collectible. \u003c\/span\u003eCustom Glasses in Acrylic Display Case Autographed by Rainn Wilson.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"250\" data-start=\"176\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePLEASE BE PATIENT AS ALL ITEMS ARE ON PRE-ORDER. PRODUCTS WILL SHIP IN APPROX 12-14 WEEKS FROM THE PURCHASE DATE (or sooner).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"250\" data-start=\"176\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach piece is custom made and hand-signed. Production timelines account for manufacturing lead times and Rainn Wilson’s active work schedule. 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Millions of families suffer every year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"910\" data-start=\"734\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFact: This Is a Collectible. \u003c\/span\u003eDesigned to be displayed proudly on a desk, shelf, or anywhere you want to silently intimidate coworkers and friends, this piece is equal parts comedy history and serious office authority.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1080\" data-start=\"942\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1038\" data-start=\"942\"\u003e100% of proceeds from this autographed edition benefit \u003cspan class=\"hover:entity-accent entity-underline inline cursor-pointer align-baseline\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"whitespace-normal\"\u003eLidè Haiti\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e, a foundation co-founded by Rainn Wilson.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1387\" data-start=\"1082\"\u003eLidè Haiti operates in rural Haiti, providing arts-based education, health services, and literacy programs for over 1,200 at-risk adolescent girls, helping them transition into academic or vocational education through programs focused on theater, photography, writing, and creative expression.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1452\" data-start=\"1389\"\u003eBuying this piece supports real impact — not just great comedy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1457\" data-start=\"1454\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1482\" data-start=\"1459\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1482\" data-start=\"1463\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1722\" data-start=\"1483\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1514\" data-start=\"1483\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1514\" data-start=\"1485\"\u003eCustom Dwight-style glasses\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1550\" data-start=\"1515\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1550\" data-start=\"1517\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1548\" data-start=\"1517\"\u003eHand-signed by Rainn Wilson\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1589\" data-start=\"1551\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1589\" data-start=\"1553\"\u003ePremium clear acrylic display case\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1624\" data-start=\"1590\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1624\" data-start=\"1592\"\u003eBlack base with engraved quote\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1722\" data-start=\"1666\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1722\" data-start=\"1668\"\u003eDesigned for display (not vision correction… probably)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1722\" data-start=\"1666\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCertificate of Authenticity included \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1727\" data-start=\"1724\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1754\" data-start=\"1729\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1754\" data-start=\"1733\"\u003eWhy You Need This\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1993\" data-start=\"1755\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1802\" data-start=\"1755\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1802\" data-start=\"1757\"\u003eInstantly recognizable to other\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003efans\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1873\" data-start=\"1803\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1873\" data-start=\"1805\"\u003eA perfect desk flex for Assistant \u003cem data-end=\"1843\" data-start=\"1839\"\u003eto\u003c\/em\u003e the Regional Manager energy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1937\" data-start=\"1874\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1937\" data-start=\"1876\"\u003eA conversation starter that requires no further explanation\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1993\" data-start=\"1938\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1993\" data-start=\"1940\"\u003eSupports education and empowerment through the arts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1998\" data-start=\"1995\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"2028\" data-start=\"2000\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2028\" data-start=\"2004\"\u003eImportant Disclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2164\" data-start=\"2029\"\u003eWearing these does not make you Regional Manager.\u003cbr data-end=\"2081\" data-start=\"2078\"\u003eBut it \u003cem data-end=\"2094\" data-start=\"2088\"\u003edoes\u003c\/em\u003e make your home or desk significantly more powerful.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rainn Wilson Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44170847289437,"sku":"RW2","price":225.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/7156\/6429\/files\/Untitled_design-11_f33a3754-a769-4b76-9c17-dfa9dafe07ce.png?v=1773339771","url":"https:\/\/rainnwilson.net\/products\/the-regional-manager-glasses-autographed","provider":"Rainn Wilson Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}